Certified Pretend Bank
Bank of Simon Rave
The most playful vault on the internet. We store vibes, memes, and outrageous yields paid directly in good feelings.
Deposit Wallet
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APY
∞% (compounded per joke)
Insurance
FDIC: nope vibes: yes
Audit
Proof-of-fun verified on chain of laughter
Status
Liquid cash raining everywhere